Hello fellow S*Quirters! I've been S*Quirting all over since the last time I've written to you all, and I hope you've been doing the same! Little bit of an issue with the game though... somehow the hypebeasts have hacked into the game because they are dedicated to finding S*Quirt's "fake" Jordans. They have been attacking S*Quirt using an avatar that appears to be a monkey head wearing a yankee with no brim. In other and actually intended news, I officially added a start screen and made this game compatible with an arcade panel in my office! Thanks for supporting the game, and don't forget to keep S*Quirting!

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